That's easy! I hear you cry.
The collective term for a group
of kittens is obvious. The answer is, "A litter of kittens."
WRONG.
The correct term is a
"Kindle of kittens".
This name is much older than the
word litter, and first appears in connection with those bundles of cuteness we
call kittens in the The Book of St Albans.
The Book of St Albans was a sort
of Middle Age gentleman's almanac. Printed in 1486 it was perhaps more
accurately known as The Book of Hunting,
Hawking, and Blasing of Arms, which gives you a glimpse into what the
priorities were of a well-heeled gent in the 15th century.
It seems likely the word's derivation
comes from a Middle English word, kindelen,
meaning to give birth to. In turn, this word probably come from an even
older Norse word with the same meaning, kynda.
These days the word kindle is
used more as a verb, meaning to set light to or to grow excitement. (Or,
depending on your generation your thoughts may skip straight to a reading
device.)
So here's a little test.
What are the collective terms for
the following: (Answers at the end – No peeking!)
A)
Buffalos
B)
Bears
C)
Ferrets
D)
Rhinoceroses
E)
Giraffes
Answers:
A)
Not, it's
not a herd of buffalos (that's what I would have said), but an obstinacy.
B)
Bears – I've
never given this much thought before, but the answer is:- a sloth of bears
C)
Before you
say firkin ferrets (think about it), the correct response is a business of ferrets
D)
The term for
a group of rhinoceroses is very descriptive: a crash